no, i totally agree with you. preparation h does feel good on the hole. for the record. i detest austin powers movies. yes, i quote them alot. yes, i think they're funny at times. but mainly only because james and victor do funny impressions so i'm doing impressions of james and victor impressing mike meyers. but i do not like austin powers. he is hardly funny. some of it is funny. but a chuckle here and there doesn't translate to "liking." i'm not even gonna link to an austin powers site. whoa. rebel me. rebel you.



on the whole, i don't like quote unquote stupid movies. geez, i just did quote unquote typed out, cool. aniwaise. stuff like american pie, dude where's my car, it's over there, turn around, you're retarded, dumb and dumber, something about mary, the farrelly brothers as a genre. they just have no appeal to me. once again, the type of humor that attracts me are not flatulate and defacate ones. not to make any judgements here. oh who am i kidding. i'm judgemental. i think all those movies are drivel. mindless crap for the mass audiences of america. sucking up your nine dollars and seventy five cents for an hour and a half of long hard tubes and sea men. they're not films. they're only movies. it's just entertainment and pop culture. there is nothing redeeming about them whatsoever. when i pay money to watch movies i demand sarcasm, wit and tongue in cheek. or i demand make believe super heroes trussed up in tight black leather.



i am not against the people who watch these movies. just against the movies themselves. i realize that these movies exist to make money. so i will not complain. i realize people enjoy these movies, so i will not hate. but dang man. don't like these movies.



however, i am afraid that the longer i use austin powers' quotes, the less immune i will be to his humor. then i will one day, in the near future, be espousing the hilarity of austin powers and his cronies. that's like my greatest fear. oh lord. shoot me now. that's so un-pc nowadays. oh lord. bomb me now. oops. oh lord. give me a super contagious death dealing virus spreading like wildfire in the country of my factory. now.