so our new dryer came today. apparently our old dryer was off protesting. anti-spinning rally i believe. because i am the man of the house, and because nobody else is home, i had to wait for the burly dryer men to come. they came. and delivered our new dryer. normally a totally un-blogworthy event. but this dryer is craziness. it's so new it smells like fresh bounce. it's got a plastic shoe rack for drying shoes. it's got two buttons and four dials- one dial is to set the finishing beep volume, i hope we didn't pay extra for that feature. it's an extra large dryer, for extra wide loads. there's a little light inside the dryer, undoubtably a close kinsman of the oven light, so that you can check on your clothing mid-cycle. my clothes have never been dryer. it's great. you should come over. we can dry stuff together. even shoes.



on a sidenote, i think that "your dryer so big" jokes would be way more pc and humane than "your momma so fat jokes." your dryer so big the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! um, but not nearly as funny.