don't be fooled by the rocks that i got. this jenny working the block business has got to go. i'm past the point of trying to hate the song for good reasons, ie. her bling bling image contrasted with her keep it real lyrics. now i just hate the song. the beat is stolen from a far superior track, the lyrics are terrible, the radio keeps playing it over and over. and over. doesn't she have a new single by now? dang-o. i think it's partly because of this very song that i don't listen to the radio anymore.



and look at how seamlessly she went from jennifer lopez to j-lo. so easy, so febreezy. just like when puff daddy became the p diddy, and mc hammer became just hammer. i choose to disregard the initial skepticism and mockery. nobody likes change. nobody likes initials. this smooth as butter transformation does make me believe that i too could be monikered anything i want with a little public support. so when i decide on a new name for myself, i expect your support okay? okay.



this is in no way hating on jennifer lopez. she's great. i'm a great admirer of her multimedia mogulship. anyone who can successfully transition between three careers is to be applauded. plus, any woman who needs to insure her ass is pretty much golden in my book. btw, her j-lo clothing line sells plus sizes. interesting. i'm not sure if i should be all like go girl or if it's just funny. in a twist of irony with a hint of lime way of course.