"why would a hollywood star, accustomed to having her every move watched, her every wardrobe change scrutinized, risk stealing thousands of dollar's worth of clothing for which she could have easily paid? in the case of winona ryder there are plenty of easy answers. just look at her screen roles, which range from the disturbed ('beetlejuice' and 'girl, interrupted') to the homicidal ('heathers' and 'the crucible'). or consider her loopy childhood in a northern california commne with parents who smoked a lot of pot and chose timothy leary to be her godfather."



this is excerpted from an old issue of time magazine. i don't know who timothy leary is but how much does it suck that his being named winona's godfather is comparatively just as bad as having pot smoking parents? not that pot smoking parents are a terrible terrible thing in my book. but if it were the worst thing ever, then timothy leary must have been a hell of a person. are pot smoking parents bad?



by the way, a textbook kleptomaniac will steal an item and immediately throw it away. it is the rush they crave, not the object itselft. most kleptomaniacs steal regularly -- at least once a week -- and often suffer from other mental disorders such as anxiety or depression. use these helpful guidelines to diagnose your friends. and then find out where they're ditching the stuff so that you can get your hands on it.