we are not alone. i have found someone who has eerily similar taste in famous women who just happen to be hot. out of his top ten, i'd say i agree with most of them. his top ten go like so. (10) charlize theron (09) uma thurman (08) kirsten dunst (07) elisha cuthbert (06) katie holmes (05) jennifer garner (04) natalie portman (03) kristen kreuk (02) keira knightley (01) scarlett johansson



i'm only in the habit of going top five but if i had to expand the list, this guy has got most of them. my top five go like this (in order): portman, kreuk, holmes, jennifer connelly, eliza dushku. scarlett johansson and keira knightley would certainly make my top ten. i'm bitter over scarlett because i've liked her ever since ghost world before she blew up. she was my "unconventional" hot celebrity, but now she's everyone's "it" girl. bitter bitter. she was mine mine mine!



and obviously, charlize theron (does anyone not think she's beautiful? she's the one person, in my experience, that all males and females agree is beautiful), jennifer garner and elisha cuthbert are gorgeous. although he is very right in saying that elisha is annoying, and i'm not even gonna say only slightly. and garner's fundamental problem is that i've seen her in felicity; i can't shake that mental image, sorry. the only problems i have with this list are at nine and eight, uma and dunst. they are way overrated. i'm sure they're very nice people but really, let's be shallow here, they are not hot.



but still, this guy and i agree on maybe seven out of ten of the hottest women in hollywood. is this not amazing? i thought me and gene had similar taste in barely out of reach celebrities. but now i discover, via the power of the internet, a guy who has almost the exact same taste. do i smell competition here? who will win scarlett or natalie's hand? only time will tell. cue gladiator music.