go dirtebyrdeez go! this is craziness. i'm in the semi-finals for my fantasy football league. as the regular season champion (10-3), i'm the favorite to go all the way. this is the best fantasy team i've fielded in the modern era (aka computers and internet as opposed to pen/paper and newspapers). i woke up bright and early just to check on my scores. i was down. but now i'm up. marvin harrison (172 yds, 2 tds). i love you. plaxico burress (120 yds, 1 td). i love you. michael vick (240 yds, 2 tds, still playing in overtime). i love you. corey dillon (59 yds). you're getting traded. koren robinson (122 yds), chad johnson (91 yds). sorry, shoulda played one of you. jerry rice (30 yds). we've lost that love and feeling, i loved you all season long but our time may be at an end.
here's what we need for a big win tonight. priest holmes, the best fantasy player in all of the known world, needs to be shut down. ahman green, my injured yet still exuberant back, needs to have a big game. here we go baby. super bowl. super bowl. super bowl! puh-leaze!!!!
i may be a loser but not in fantasy football dammit!
update: i won! priest got hurt, ahman got a TD and now i'm on my way to the big game! go me.
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