it's a traveshamockery! how do girls do it? how do they wear tight ass clothes and not feel weird? specifically pants. isn't it constraining? i'm trying to imagine a thin piece of cloth that hugs every curve on your body. ugh. that must be very uncomfortable. i guess i can sort of relate to wearing a tight top or something (tube perhaps?), since guys can wear tight t-shirts or muscle shirts sometimes. but pants that cling? how does that work? i feel like ride up would be a problem. and sitting down and walking/running from mall store to mall store, or dancing even. is there some secret to wearing tight pants that i am not aware of? should i go consult my FOB brothers? should they make super tight pants for guys the way they make fake baby stomachs, so that guys can know what women go through?



and for girls, everything is mad tight so on display all the time -- not a huge complaint -- but doesn't that just feel weird? imagine being a girl who wears baggy clothes as a youth, only to transition to tight ass clothes later. it must be a shock. the body must wonder what it did wrong to deserve lifetime imprisonment. what would the world be like if all humans, male and female, were clad in spandex tight clothes? scary right? i guess the system is fine the way it is. thank heavens -- for you gentle reader -- that my knees, thighs, arms, body in general, are never exposed to the outside world. people might drop dead.