i feel sorry for all the folks who labor, who look upon this weekend as a chance to escape with the nationally recognized holiday known as labor day. i also envy the fact that this upcoming day of no labor can mean so much to people. because the term "three day weekend" is so foreign to me right now.



many people are here this weekend on their extended weekend. we are doing lots of nothing. we are showing the working folk what they miss about labor-less life. we are doing a good job of showing them too, because we are much practiced in the art of unemployment. do you feel sorry for me or jealous? bit of both i'd assume.



"everyone says, 'you don't do the show anymore, what do you do?' i'll tell you what i do."

"nothing."

"doing nothing, however, is not as easy as it looks, you have to be careful. the idea of doing anything can easily lead to something that would stop me from doing nothing, and that would force me to drop everything."

-jerry seinfeld, comedian-