missy's new video, gossip folks, has this little chinese girl dancing and lip synching. that little girl is straight cool. glad to see little asian anything's getting on screen. little asian boys dancing and singing will be next, mark my words. even if we have to genetically engineer them, chinese boys will rock the world.



and this real world road rules all star battle of the sexes thing. is this not like the greatest idea to hit the tube in the last month? hell yes. get thirty two of the people we've been watching all these years and put them together in jamaica? shaken and stirred please. it doesn't hurt that they pretty much picked the sixteen hottest girls too. not that looks should account for anything in this world because we're all beautiful people regardless of physicality. so quoth the cobra.



and in more tv news, i was channel surfing and hit upon a gem of a movie. well, using the word "gem" is not quite correct. one of the main characters is played by matthew lillard (who, along with freddy prinze jr, pretty much guarantees a putrid movie). the other main character is played by sean astin, previously underdog rudy but now an undersized chubby gay hobbit. anyway, the movie is called "dish dogs" and is about these two guys who go off on a road trip in search of an epiphany. sean astin is a self-proclaimed "philosopher warrior" and is looking to use his rationality to conquer all. in typical movie fashion, "all" equates to matters of the heart.



this is by no means a great movie. or even a good movie. m-lillard decides he doesn't want to be a philosopher warrior and bones out to get back together with his ex. our rationalizing hero is left stranded with nothing to do but hook up with a stripper, who also happens to be intelligent and kind and beautiful. watching this movie, i can see the dark side of all this philosophizing i pretend to take a part of. some of sean astin's words ring in my head and placed in the context of this crap movie, i wonder if i sound like that to others. like someone thinking things that make no sense and being blinded by some toxic combination of ego and belief.



sadly, i didn't stay awake long enough to see if sean astin gives up on his principles to get the girl or whether he finds happiness. either way, i don't think i really want to know. if my life is going to be a B-movie and my eventual destiny will be to wash dishes and drive around in a big red honking tonka truck, i'll rather find out later as opposed to now.



i'm trying to stay awake all night and all day today in order to set my school schedule. what a laugh. i may blog alot because quite frankly i have nothing better to do. the only real question i have now is whether or not i should start to look for dish washing jobs and begin frequenting strip clubs.