You know, I’ve been thinking…the tone of the past couple of entries has been kind of cynical. A little vague and a little multi-directional. I don’t think I’m doing enough with my blogs. I’m thinking maybe I should relate some funny anecdotes. Or do some online stand up comedy routines. Maybe a little soft shoe for entertainment purposes. Attention span is hard to maintain nowadays in this post-MTV generation. Maybe I should hire a prominent rapper as my official spokesman. Can’t you see Ma$e rapping for yellowbrickroad.blogspot.com? “Ya’ll don’t wanna mess/ because I impress/ come to the brick/ don’t be a dick/ be dum be dum. (insert Ja Rule raspiness and female hook here for top ten hit)”

posted by The Wizard



I don’t think you even have any funny anecdotes to relate. And you can’t tell a joke to save your life. And I’m not sure what soft shoe is but I’m sure that you’re no good at it. Plus, MaSe is now minus the dollar sign, and he’s Christian, so he probably doesn’t prostrate himself before the masses without religious motivations. What’s wrong with the gig you got going now?

posted by Tin Man



It’s not quite…..bright enough. It’s lacking a certain sparkle. A little bit of that swing. You know?

posted by The Wizard



You don’t need a monkey, just grind the damn organ. By the way, you wouldn't have a problem with selling your integrity for mass acceptance and glory?

posted by Tin Man



No, not at all. My integrity comes cheap. But even at the discounted price there haven’t been very many buyers. Quite frankly, there haven’t been many shoppers, much less buyers.

posted by The Wizard



Then keep on doing what you do. There’s no other way around it.

posted by Tin Man



Once again, I find myself mired in the deep sea of mediocrity.

posted by The Wizard



And this is different from your previous life how?