during our four hour tour of the fashion valley mall, we passed by a store with live mannequins. two girls stood in the windows. very still. very posed. at first i thought these were just normal mannequins (they do make some damn good ones these days, ask hong about the ones with the post-molded sticker nipples) but they weren’t. mind this was a thursday night and there weren’t that many people at the mall. how can it be economically effective to have live mannequins? i hope it was just a practical joke. as we lounged next door in the sharper image, i watched people walking by laughing and pointing. what an insane job. live mannequins. what will they think of next? the mall is a fun place to waste time.