tell the freaks to find a man of they own. can boys and girls be just friends? can men and women be just friends? can dogs and cats be just friends? oh what an outdated question. who cares really. the answer doesn't help us. if they can, they can, if they can't, they can't. we all die anyway. i've been reading some camus essays, can you tell? thanks gene!



today the question of the day is "what happens when you make out with a friend?" once again, a popular parlour question. some of us are lucky enough to never have encountered this problem. some of us are unlucky enough to never have encountered this problem. some of us are perhaps contemplating this problem right now as we speak. some of us are going "ew, disgusting" as we mentally scroll through a list of our friends. it's not a pretty picture. two friends, with mutual respect and admiration for each other, decide to throw all caution and platonomy to the wind. they end up "making out, locking lips, swapping spit, tongue tango-ing, mixing n matching, i'm out of things to put here."



what happens in the aftermath of two friends inadvertently getting it on? usually, disaster and drama. i can name thousands of different ways that trouble will arise. by making out together you've decided to enter the merry go round (roller coaster?) that is feelings and emotions. but we are not here to talk about those. we are here to figure out how to remain friends after the fact. and because i'm public service minded, here are my options for continuing the friendship post make out session. okay, go get a pad and pencil and get ready. here they are. option one: never talk about it. ever. okay, looks like my job is done here. next?



we won't even talk about what happens after you sleep with a friend. many movies have been made about this particular topic. just rent them for the ending of your choice.