and for all of you guys looking for a date who can’t seem to get one… listen up. why was it so easy to keep shane after we had heard james speak? because nobody wants to be around somebody who is desperate. period. you always want to come off in a relaxed, i-don’t-really-care-what-happens manner, and then people will want to be around you. especially women. it’s one of the golden rules for any budding ladies’ man: acting indifferent, aloof, cool, relaxed, and confident, always makes you more attractive (an asset to anyone: teammate, friend, or lover).

-colin from the battle of the sexes-