...by the time they hit fourth grade, they got the discovery channel don't they? the moral right is going crazy. is anybody else worried about the conservatives taking over the world? not that they ever really relinquished control i guess. i think i may be a political conservative but i'm not sure. but i know that i'm not in no tizzy over a bared breast. i've avoided making commentary on any janet related shenanigans but now it's gone too far. ms rhythm nation is being pulled off the grammys. say it ain't so joe! meanwhile, justin timberlake is apologetic about the wardrobe malfunction even though he's clearly lying -- plus he hasn't apologized for slapping janet's ass repeatedly, a much bigger transgression in my opinion. cbs is scrambling to come up with the technology for a tape delay system. the ripple effect has even touched justin's bandmate, jc chasez. in a take down by mere association move, chasez of "i'm one of the four guys behind justin" fame, is being pulled from the pro bowl halftime show. his lyrics are too suggestive and it is thought that he might bare his own left breast in order to one up justin's antics. it is reported that chasez turned down the grammys to perform at the pro bowl. which proves that his manager is dumber than rock and quite possibly an itinerant druggie. who turns down performing at the grammys (broadcast nationwide) to perform at the pro bowl (shown only on cable station espn)? rumors are that a backstreet boy -- does it matter which one? -- will now be performing at the pro bowl with latoya.



in other wordly news. massachusetts has cleared the way for same sex marriages (big week for massachusetts) and is now getting the hammer from bush. he calls the massachusetts ruling "deeply troubling" and vowed to "do what is legally necessary to defend the sanctity of marriage. marriage is defined by bush as: "a sacred institution between a man and a woman." bullshit. this is about to become a huge campaign issue and i feel pretty strongly about it so i may have to take my opinion to the booth.



and finally. a second grade girl was suspended for a day for telling a classmate he would go to hell for saying, "i swear to god." she was suspended for violating the no profanity code. "hell" is a profane word? she was merely stating where she thought her classmate would go after blaspheming her lord and savior. in her eyes, he's going straight to literal hell -- after maybe sixty more years on earthly hell. it's just like if he'd gotten hurt, she could of said "you're going to the hospital." i may not agree that there is a literal hell (i will pay for an overpriced seat license reservation if it ensures me air conditioned box seats though) but due to her faith and religious belief, she believes there is one. and she got suspended for it? she's seven for god gosh sakes. the best part of the story is that it wasn't a teacher who caught her but another student who overheard the word. she was ratted out man. that'll teach her about life.



people are taking this shit too far. the so called "religious right", even if not religious, is making me insane. is this what the majority of america agrees with? a stringent moral code based on no nipples, no gay marriages and no profanity? tell me we're doing it for the kids because i love the way you move your lips and nothing ever comes out.