auto-fails and decepticons. an auto-fail is something that automatically excludes a person from the potential dating pool. otherwise know as the "don't try it buddy, you're already a goner" list. everybody has a list of their auto-fails. and if you don't you should probably start being more selective. the fewer the auto-fails, the sluttier the ho. as wise man confucius once said. luckily, all the girls we know seem to have more than their share of auto-fails. as evidenced by the prime time special report done by gene. i could say more but i think gene and lilly say it all.



let's talk about fail-safes. what does it mean and what are those? reports from the front lines of sushi deli 2 will be filed. hold onto your panties.



in other dating news. this article might just put my life into perspective. but in a good way. how to date and blog. anachronic: now accepting all applications. let's get crazy.