sketchers has a hot new shoe. they're marketing it as the "four wheeler." correct me if i'm wrong here. but isn't a shoe with four wheels a roller skate? does four wheeler really sound that much cooler? was roller skate trademarked or something? doesn't the name "sketchers skates" roll off the tongue slightly better than "sketchers four wheeler?" then again, they are kind of cool. i once saw a girl wearing a baby blue pair and that was pretty hot.



yet another example of why i'm not going to make it in the real world. i would inadvertantly filter out all the money making asinine ideas in search of original cool ideas. this is maybe why i have no marketable skills.