Sunday, July 24, 2005

"i'm not going to name a date, and here's why: i think that purses and wallets are actually going to converge into something that's not quite a purse and not quite a wallet, but something in-between. or perhaps they'll converge into something like those little canvas baggies that everybody wears (e.g. manhattan portage bags). the reason? because purses are idiotic. why should your stupid little bag dictate the rest of your wardrobe? women, even your most dreadful, bible-thumping, 50s holdover women, will finally realize that purses are pathetic.

soon these ghastly things will just be myths of a past generation, like driving goggles. of course, whoever designs and successfully markets this revolutionary, genderless, unpurse will make a mint."
-when will manpurses (murses) be socially acceptable?-

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