the p---s for food program. a lifetime supply of food. room and board for free. books forever. the ability to play any instrument. a super power. i would trade my penis in for all of these things. really, if you think about it, what has sexual organs ever done for anyone not interested in procreation? if you were to lose a limb, would you rather lose an arm, your left leg or your third leg? rationally speaking, you lop off the leg that's not crucial to transportation. and even at your wilt chamberlain-esque best, how much are you really using your penis anyway? as far as i'm concerned, lorena did john wayne a favor. what has the sexual organ (male or female) ever done except cause excessive trouble? what would it be like if people were less focused on getting some and more focused on doing something.



it could be argued that we would lose some art and some music and some beautiful emotions that fuel creativity. but c'mon now, we can find creative inspiration from sources other than love and lust. can't we? if all that makes great art is the burning in our loins, then we're kind of missing the point right? if ninety percent of a man's time is spent figuring out how to get into a woman's pants, aren't we losing some valuable thoughts and experiences? hormones make the world go round but i propose a snip and tuck for men around the world. no rape, no stalking, no animalistic urges. no flowers, no chocolates, no bitches (and not talking about the female kind). the world would be a wonderful place don't you think?