burn baby burn. as a public service announcement, and to prove that i care about your welfare, i have this to say: do not, under any circumstances, watch collateral. don't pay for it, don't watch it for free, don't let someone else pay for it, don't rent it, don't even catch it on cable, in fact, don't think about it at all. trust me. if my opinions mean anything to you, do not watch this movie. you will not only be sorely disappointed but also have to question the state of our world. there is not one redeeming thing about this movie. not one.



some reviewers have given it high praise. they are lying. absolutely lying. and if they are not lying, they should be shot. collateral is the worst movie of all time. seriously. if anyone defies me and actually watches this movie, i would be willing to engage in a duel to the death about how bad this movie was.



that is all the words i will waste on this movie. i might even have to erase this post in a few days just so that this craptastic movie doesn't sully my blog and my reputation by association.



repeat, do not watch collateral.