puff puff pass. do i look like a druggie to you? do i? seriously? i mean do i look like i know where to get some of "the good stuff?" i can hardly find shit in my room, much less buy illegal substances in a covert and efficient manner. i freak out when other people are carrying drugs. what if they get caught, what if they get caught? will i go down too? just kidding, i wouldn't freak out. i would just run, or play dumb, whichever seems less taxing at the moment of red-handedness. playing dumb is tiring, i don't know how some of you people do it. props props, golf clap golf clap.



isn't it interesting what certain people look like they might do? actually, isn't it interesting how many times it's actually not interesting when people write "isn't it interesting..." you would think that such a bold statement prefacing your real statement would build drama and anticipation but in most cases it just makes for unfulfilled expectations. "isn't it interesting how it seems like i always get the jackasses and assholes?" um, actually no. every girl i know gets the jackasses and the assholes, it's not all that interesting. now if you said "isn't it interesting how i always get the greatest guys, the ones who treat me so well and love me unconditionally?" that would be interesting to me.



anyway, sorry. i must be extra bitter today for some reason. i apologize. this is not the real me. the kitchen must have run out of garnish.



original point. isn't it interesting what certain people look like they might (or might not) do? oh you must be such a good student, those glasses fit you so well. you look like a smoker, you must be a smoker. you look like a slut, really, you are a slut right? you play the part so perfectly. hey, you have the body of a wrestler, do you wrestle? oh my gosh, you look like such a musician! what do you play? are you dumb? i mean, really, are you dumb? you look like you might enjoy a good roll in the hay, how bout it? you don't look like you know how to read, can you read? i never would of thought that you were a thrift shop shopper, you look so now-tro to me. you look pretty boring, is that true? you look like you're engaged in criminal activity. so, are you engaged? oooh, you look like a cheater. tell me you're a cheater. from the looks of you, it seems to me that you might be a big drinker. bottoms up?



i had a girl once who liked me -- alternately, once a girl liked me -- and her friend told her that i looked "too nice" after meeting me. i wasn't sure how to take that. i look too nice? this is a bad thing? should i look meaner? we, the girl and i, never got into anything. maybe i just looked too darn nice.