so we're cleaning out our house and george comes across some very amusing and interesting items. for one, a diet plan conceived by her and her friend. terms were agreed to and they promised to "not violate rule of this contract." also some very helpful and good advice she received from one of her friends about how to deal with guys. now, we all want to know what was said to george so as a public service, i'm posting them here. so be prepared. also, go check out george here.





george,

remember that you are a person of great value and worth. don't forget that, okay? and no one, no matter how attracted you are to someone, no matter how cute a guy is, no matter how nice a guy is, he has no right to make you feel second best. it is then that he is the person of leser value. if he cannot respect you, then maybe he is not worth it!! also, you must prove to him that you are not his slave, that you have a heart and mind, and that you will not be taken for granted. don't you EVER forget it!!



ten commandments for love and friendship

1. thou shalt not be susceptible to the feeling of inferiority

2. thou shall not call him

3. thou shall not be harassed

4. thou shall be respected

5. thou shall not run to his beck and call

6. thou shall be the first to hang up on phone conversations

7. thou shall remain "seductively distant"

8. thou shall talk about other male creatures

9. thou shall not be his 2nd choice

10. thou shall be important to thy self