coming to break you off. i have to admit. i have no clue what coming to break you off means. i want to be down, i want to be with it but the meaning of "breaking" someone off totally escapes me. yes, my unhipness hath no boundaries. i would surmise from the lyrics that coming to break you off is like coming to show you a good time, coming to steal your girl, coming to wreck yo'shit. something related to that. who knows. i really like the song though and i really like the sound of the phrase "breaking you off" so i'm determined to use it in all slightly applicable situations. i don't need to know what words mean to use them, it's all about flair and presentation anyway right?



however, i do know that gene is definitely coming to break you off. this saturday, at twiggs cafe in san diego. it is his major league debut. well, maybe not quite major league but at least double a, as in twice in de-butt. he's the closing set at ten so be there by eight. we're packing that place like girls pack hong. he has cds people. come get them. if you are anywhere near the san diego area this weekend (i'm counting all the continental united states and certain parts of indo-china here), come on by and meet him. and then sit with us while we gesture wildly and clap profusely. it won't be embarassing, i promise. well maybe embarassing for him, but it'll be great fun for us. if you are not there you are beyond a loser. we would ostracize you from all further san diego "about to get someone superstar famous" activities. and what would you do then? so remember this: gene, guitar, girls, twiggs, gargantuan skills. bring it.



bad misses throwing raspberry kisses on me, you looking for direction girl i feel your vision on me. ladies, prepare to throw your panties, so wear your team a underwear please. leave that team b (team c?!? say that no team c undergarments exist) business at home, save it for your man. gene deserves the best panties you got.



in other panty news, it was revealed to me yesterday that apparently, victoria's secret is that her products are really the "old navy of the undergarment world." victoria's items are not really team a, they are cheaply constructed team b underwear. they are shoddy non-durable unreliable flimsy things which have gained an unfair market share and reputation by employing the hottest of models and showcasing the most prominent of mall displays. do not be fooled, or distracted. eyes level eyes level! there exist better panties for you out there girls. free your mind and the rest will follow. thank you to my informer, you know who you are. may your elastic remain forever stretchy.