question: i just got through reading an article about how brad pitt and angelina jolie are getting ready to visit pakistan to see the quake devastation, and i couldn't help but think this has to be one of the biggest cases of sucking up to a girlfriend/wife/significant other gone wrong in recent history. like how when you first start dating a girl, you do everything she asks, like going to crappy chick movies, her grandmother's 95th birthday party, picking her cat up from the vet, or stuff like that, just so she thinks you are actually sensitive and care about her interests, not just trying to get in her pants. except in this instance, instead of going to the crafts store or whatever to pick out yarn for the sweater she is knitting you, you get dragged all over war-torn countries to look at death and devastation, when all you want to do is lie on the couch and watch football. i know it's angelina jolie, but surely it's not worth the rest of your independent life. your thoughts?

sports guy: in pitt's defense, i think he's just completely out of his mind -- he probably thinks they're still filming "mr and mrs. smith." give him the benefit of the doubt here.