"bill and his friend hench own a fake baseball team together. i call it the league of dorks. it's hard to say how much time they spend on it, but i'd guess five hours a week, maybe more. hench is one of bill's nicest friends, but he's even nuttier about this stuff than bill.

i made bill get a second phone line just for hench's calls -- they call it the 'bat phone.' i can't believe i married someone who needed a second phone line to talk about a fake baseball team.

this week, i noticed playoff baseball started, so i asked bill, 'what happened with the league of dorks?' bill said they won first prize. he didn't even seem happy about it. he was just relieved that they didn't lose. then he said he's having a celebratory lunch with hench next week. i said they should order a bottle of fake champagne and fake pour it on each other. i hate the league of dorks."
-the sports gal-